AISubs v3.7
It's a pleasure to meet you! I'm Yoruto!
I'm a regular customer of Shunzenryo. I'm Black Jack.
When you eat food, there are many good things when you chew a lot.
- Did you know? - You get full faster and you don't get fat.
- Yeah, that's about it. - One? One at a time?
- No, there are many things. - Like what?
But when you don't chew much, there are only disadvantages.
- Oh... - It's bad for you.
- So... - Wait, wait!
- For example... - I want you to tell me more.
- Like it's not effective. - Yeah, it's not effective for you.
- It's bad for your gut. - Yeah.
- They don't chew much. - They don't eat ramen or kamazuni.
- They eat melted meat. - They don't eat melted meat.
- They don't eat good meat like sushi. - No, no, no.
- What I want to say is that you should chew a lot. - Yeah, you should.
- And you shouldn't eat kamazuni. - Yeah, of course.
- So, the game I brought with me doesn't make any sense. - Huh?
Chew a lot and get a lot of points!
- Ah! Piroko! - That's not all.
- This game is for the person next to you to guess how many times you've chewed.
- The rules are simple.
- First, I'll have you draw a lottery with the number I randomly chose. - Okay.
- Second, only you know the number.
- When the person next to you chews as much as you can, you'll have to prepare food that's close to the number.
- The person who challenges and gets the correct number and the food that's close to the number wins!
- Why do you do that?
- I thought it'd be fun to see you all work so hard and eat so much!
- You should be the one chewing, but you're making me do it!
- No, I'm not.
- So, this time, I just want to see you all work so hard and eat so much.
- You're a samurai who swallows with all your might, right? - Yeah.
- I'm the one who gets the correct number, right? - Yeah.
- Don't give up too much. I also chew a lot, you know?
- No, no, no. - I can't fly.
- I think only men can drink.
- I'm going to blow you up.
- I'm going to go like "daaaaaah!"
- So, you can eat as much as you want? - As much as I want.
- So, you can eat soft food like bread? - Yes.
- Like a sandwich? - Yes.
- You can chew as much as you think you can swallow, right? - Yeah.
- You can't eat as much as you think you can't swallow, right? - You'll die if you do that.
- So, if you eat a lot and spit it out, you lose? - Yeah, you lose.
- If you spit it out, you lose, right? - You have to eat as much as you can without spitting it out.
- So, let's have you draw lots. - It's good to draw lots like this.
- It's a shame that we only have 3,000.
- I'll go with this one.
- Don't let anyone else see it. - Okay.
- It's only you. - What is this number?
- What is this?
- You'll bring the number of times you can swallow it. - I see.
- I know what it is. - It's amazing.
- See you next week. - Okay.
- We have prepared some food for you. - Okay.
- Can you guess what it is? - It's a bit difficult.
- I think I know what it is. - It's like you ate it yourself.
- I was wondering how many times I chewed normal food. - That's right.
- I thought you chewed it a lot. - That's right.
- You chew it a lot. - I chew it a lot.
- Where should we start? - Wow.
- I'll start with the one on the left. - Okay.
- I'll bring it. - Okay.
- I've brought it. - Okay.
- Here it is. - Oh!
- What's this? - It's mochi.
- Mochi? - Mochi?
- If you try to drink mochi with all your might, you'll die. - It's quite a big meal.
- I have something I want you to hear. - Okay.
- It's an announcement issued by the consumer board in December 2002. - Okay.
- The number of people who die from food poisoning is more than 3,500 a year. - Wow, that's a lot.
- And 43% of people die from food poisoning in January. - Wow, that's a lot.
- The number of men who die from food poisoning is 2.6 times more than women. - Wow, that's amazing.
- There's a warning issued by the government. - Okay.
- Make mochi smaller and easier to eat. - I don't like it.
- I see.
- Chew it slowly and well before you drink it. - If you don't chew it well, you can't eat mochi, can you?
- I'll spit it out! - Wow!
- Bam! - Wait, you're dying from that?
- How many times do you have to do this? - Okay, Imara-san, please eat all of the mochi without chewing it as much as you can.
- Okay. - Okay, counter, Mushi-megane-san, please.
- I'll eat it now. - Okay.
- First, you don't eat it. - You don't eat it. - And then...
- It's easier for you to understand. - Okay.
- One, two...
- Two, three, four... - Do mochi change when you bite it?
- It changes a lot, doesn't it? - Yeah.
- Alright! - This is...
- If you force it, it's even more dangerous. - Even if you bite it, nothing changes, right?
- The bite you just made is important. - It gradually melts away.
- It's like, "Oh, no!" - It's like, "I can do it now!"
- How many bites did you just take? - I just took 20.
- Isn't it about 50? - It looks like it.
- It's less than before. - It's less than once now.
- It's mixed... - It's plain mochi.
- It's mixed.
- It suits you. - It suits you now.
- It suits you now.
- Be careful of your face! - Did you see me drink it?
- Can I get some water? It's dangerous. - Just in case?
- Yeah. - I feel like I'm about to die of mochi.
- I don't mean it like that. - I'll do it.
- "I don't mean it like that." That's scary. - Yeah, it was a bad time.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa - Okay, okay, okay
- Is it enough? - Yeah
- Okay - Yeah - Yeah!
- Okay, Yumeimaru-san, and Xenox - Okay
- 139 times - Whoa!
- You said 127 earlier - Well, I'd say 150 or something like that
- Was it hard? - Well...
- If you chew it 10, 15 times, it'll soften up a little
- And if you get that far, you can split up the amount you drink and chew it
- Yeah - Well, it was boring when I thought about it
Okay, let's announce the number of steam glasses we got.
The number I got is 113.
So, it was 28 times more than I expected.
It was a little more than I expected.
I wish it was less than once.
I think it's a pretty good score.
I'm glad it wasn't bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm glad you said that.
Let's eat sweetetsuya.
Yumimaru, please bring it.
I'll bring it.
This is what I brought.
What?
You brought it.
I'm going to cook it from now on.
I was surprised.
I don't have much time, so I'll cook it.
It has a firm texture.
There are many fibers in this area.
I want you to bite it.
Even if it's loose, it's connected from there and you can cut it.
Is the baking condition important?
The baking condition is also important for me.
Is the taste also important?
The taste is only salt and pepper.
I'll cook it.
Cooking is complete.
It looks delicious.
If you cut it, you'll feel it, too.
That's right.
I'll start with this isolated fragment.
You didn't do that, did you?
I'll eat it.
Please eat it.
I'll eat it.
It's hard.
Can you make it easier to understand?
When you bite it twice, you can hear it, right?
It's like a tiger.
When you bite it, you say, "Hmm?"
It's easy to understand.
Your mouth is like this.
That's right.
I can't bite it at all.
You've been biting it a lot, haven't you?
It's like this.
That's right.
I finally said it.
It takes a lot of time.
You bite it off in one bite.
This is number one.
Hmm.
He's panicking.
I'm serious, Toshimitsu.
I was watching you seriously.
You're 3 seconds late.
What are you doing?
You're going to say that, aren't you?
He can't bite it off.
He has a hard time from now on.
It's a big one.
He knows how to swallow it.
It's helpful.
If you cut it off, you'll waste it.
It's important to keep it small at first.
It's really scary.
The last one.
You did a good job.
I didn't think that meat was gone.
Please announce how many times you chewed it.
274 times.
It's scary.
Please announce how many times you aimed at it.
I aimed at it...
242 times!
It's 30 times more than 200.
It's 32 times more than that.
But, that number is the score.
So, you won.
I was confused between 160 and 180.
So, I chose 180.
If it was 160, it might have been perfect.
You're good at predicting things.
Next up is Toshimitsu-san.
I'm like an expert at this.
No, no, no.
It was really hard to imagine.
What are you listening to?
I'll bring it.
I can't put it down.
Here it is.
Ta-da!
Wait, wait, wait.
No, it's not.
Don't worry.
I thought you started eating a lot.
Three pieces.
The most pleasant piece.
That's not much, is it?
Right?
It's really just food.
Number one?
Here we go.
It might be number one.
It's easy to understand.
It's surprisingly small and firm.
I'm going to bite it.
You're good at predicting things.
No, it's easy to guess.
Ta-da!
It's the ear!
This part is hard.
It's hard to eat.
Two pieces.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm scared.
It's good.
It's easy to eat.
I'm happy.
Here we go.
Three pieces.
It's not much.
It's on me.
You gave me a performance.
- It's over! - It's over!
- The result is... - Yes!
- 154! - Yes, yes, yes.
I feel like I've won if I eat 3 pieces of pizza.
- But it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. - Yeah, you're right.
- When I thought I'd win with 3 pieces of pizza... - Then, Tetya-san, please announce the number you were aiming for.
The number I was aiming for was...
36!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
What do you think you're doing?!
- It's not what you thought it would be. - What is this?! It's not different at all!
Hey, don't disappoint me like that!
But I did have that much trust in you.
Like, isn't this about... 12?
- Look! Look at one piece! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at my face! It's 12! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ate a big one, didn't I? Because I was happy.
But I'm going to chew it as I thought it would be.
No, I'm going to chew it! I'm not going to chew it at all! It's bread!
- No, wait... Ah, this is kind of frustrating... - No, no, no.
- It's bread. - Really?!
- It's 33. - Wow...
- Can you do it, Tetsuya? Can you try it once? - This?
- Do your best. - If you're happy, you can do it with 2.
- If you stick to the trick and stick to it, it might be just right. - Okay, here we go.
- One... - Adjust it...
- Yeah. - Two...
- Huh? I think I'm going to drink it.
- No, I just put my hope in it.
- Three. - Three.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- No, you can do four. - Huh, what?
- I can do it! - Wow...
- Then you can do three, can't you? - Except for my ears.
- Five... - Yeah.
- Six...
- No, no, no. - No, no.
- Seven... - Wow, you're a tough guy.
- You're a tough guy. - You're a tough guy.
- Nooo! - Wow!
- You said "except for my ears" with "seven"?! - I'm sorry!
- If you chew it five more times, it's just right! - Here we go.
- It's important to chew it five more times, right? - Yeah!
- One more time? - Yeah!
- I'm sorry! - I don't think you can do it.
- No, I can do it.
- You did it! - I did it!
- You can do it! - I did it twice in a row!
- I'm asking you because you said you can do it 36 times in a row!
- If you're chewing candy, you want to chew it, right? - Yeah.
- You can't just were it up and down like that, right?
- No, you just have to suck it up like that. - Yeah, like you're chewing candy.
- I'm sure it's hard for you. - If I could've done it a little longer, it would be so regrettable.
- It's true. - I wish I could've done it a little longer.
- Okay, the last one is the one with the beef glasses. - Okay.
- Can you bring me the dental floss? - Sure.
- If you ask someone who's big like me, you can't do it with beef floss, right?
- I have reverse characteristics. - Beef floss is chewy.
- That's right. - It's small.
- Next up is this! - It's so dry!
- Daigakuri mochi! - Oh!
- This is going to get stuffy. - Yeah, this is going to get stuffy.
- Four of them. - Delicious! Wait, four of them is one less?
- Which one do you want less of? - I'll eat this one.
- I want to eat it. - Oh, right.
- Alright, please eat up! - Thank you for the food!
- I thought it'd be better if I said it smaller. - Oh!
- Here I go. - It's small.
- What's going to happen? - Did you say it?
- Oh! - Oh!
- You said it! - You said it!
- Three? - Yeah.
- I'm going to add a little less.
- Oh, special hope.
Even if you don't bite it, you can eat it slowly, so you can eat a lot less than insects.
- As I said, if you transfer the spiciness around you, you can eat it. - It's like milky way.
- Oh, power. - Wow, it hurts.
- You can drink it. - It's a pretty good return, isn't it?
- But I'm already tired. I'm sweating.
- Oh, my God. - One more. - My head hurts. - You're talking nonsense.
- You're eating it in a weird way. - Oh, it's hard.
- Oh, manly. - Oh, it's a good return.
- 60 times. - Oh, it's not much.
- You did your best, didn't you? - Yeah, I did my best.
- Then, Mr. Toshimitsu, please announce the number of times you aimed at it. - The number of times I aimed at it is...
- 77 times! - Wow!
- I wonder if it's worth it. - That's right.
- Wow, if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't think I'd be eaten so technically. - That's too bad.
- The difference is 27. - 27. - The score of insects is... - 25 and 26?
- That means... - Insects win!
- That was a good battle. - It was a good match.
- The top and bottom were close.
- That's right. - And...
- And? What's that? - What's that?
- What? - I don't remember it.
- I have a bad feeling about this. - I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
I've never made a video about biting.
That's why I made this video.
You can do whatever you want.
Well...
Let's not make a video about biting.
- No way! - Let's do it.